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My Horse Does Shirt

$ 23.00

If your horse is your number one priority in life, then our "Things Don't Make Me Happy, My Horse Does" shirt was made for you!

Hair whippin' in the wind, your muscles coming alive as you prepare for a jump, the satisfaction of knowing you're in this together with your best friend. Nothing can match that; not diamonds, Dior perfume or even dozens of houses all over the world. Those are all just objects that can't love you back, but Chestnut will miss you when you're gone and nuzzle you when you return.

She may be looking for a sugar cube at first, but she does care about you too! Nope, "Things Don't Make Me Happy, My Horse Does." And that's only right, because people are what matter most in the world -- and horses are the best people around. Come to think of it, your mare deserves a carrot right this minute, don't you think?

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  • Retail fit - runs true to size
  • Solid Tees: 100% Soft ring spun cotton
  • Heather Tees: 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
  • Light weight fabric with tear away label

Things Don't Make Me Happy My Horse Does Shirt Measurements:



XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
16.5
18
20
22.01
24.02
25.99
28
Length, in
27.01
28
29.02
30
31.03
32.01
33
Sleeve length, in
8.63
8.9
9.18
9.45
9.73
10
10.4