If you've ever wanted to hide in your shell at the sight of obnoxious group texts and endless, unnecessary social invites in favor of a quiet night at home with some strawberries and the sound of a babbling brook, you'll understand the deep devotion tortoises have to their people. If you've ever found yourself uttering the phrase "I didn't choose the tort life, the tort life chose me" while simultaneously backing away into the shadows, you understand exactly why "Tortoises Make Me Happy." A person like you can truly appreciate the strong, resilient qualities it takes to make it across the finish line. It's the strong and steady leadership skills that make tortoises the perfect pairing for you. Let the tortoise in your life know how you feel. Grab one of these beautiful tees to show a little reptile love! Makes an beautifully unique gift for the Tortoise lover in your life.
Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed. Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat. (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)Most tees: 100% cottonAthletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend
Note: The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee. Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order.
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