Some folks can't wait to run their hands over the soft leather steering wheel of a fine automobile, but my tastes run towards the slick exteriors of a living python or cobra, thank you very much. There are people who get their kicks from spending thousands on glam apparel that their instagram following with simply adore, but my boa and garter are alive -- and Vivian and Voldemort have a tremendous following, so there's no need to empty your wallet for a good time. Nope, "Things Don't Make Me Happy. My Snake Does." So save those pennies for a rainy day and go give Mr. Crowley a big kiss ... or a bite to eat! Our new snake shirt is a perfectly fun way to show your love for this beautiful reptile!
Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed. Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat. (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)Most tees: 100% cottonAthletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend
Note: The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee. Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order.
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