'Things Don't Make Me Happy My Guinea Pig Does'

Some people seek happiness in the arms of a large lounge chair. Others believe fulfillment lies in the accumulation of material goods on Minecraft. That's all good and well for them, but, "Things Don't Make Me Happy, My Guinea Pig Does." A few moments of purring and that pup has your sorrows melting away and the sunshine coming out. A "Honey, I'm home!" is nice, but it can be one-upped by those squeaks coming from Peaches in the corner. There are very few stumbling blocks in life that can't be solved by cuddles from these adorable rodents, so given a choice between a shopping spree and a lifetime of guinea pig love, you'll take the latter, thank you very much.  And while you are at it, grab one our new guinea pig tees.  Makes the perfect gift for the guinea pig lover in your life! 

Style
Color
White
Athletic Grey
Ash Grey
Size
$ 23.95

Apparel Size Charts

Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:

Unisex Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Unisex Tee 33 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Unisex Tank Top  34 36 40 42 46 48    
Unisex Sweatshirt   40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Women's Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Womens JR SLIM Fit Tee 32 33 34 36 38 40 42
Womens CLASSIC Fit Tee 33 36 40 44 48
Womens Jr Fit Racerback Tank Top 27 29 31 33 35 37  
Womens Racerback Tank Top 28 30 32 34 36 38
Womens Classic Fit Racerback Tank Top 40 44 48
Womens Missy Fit Racerback Tank Top
 30 32 34 36 38  
Womens Sweatshirt 38 42 46 50 54
Womens Jr Fit Sweatshirt   37 39 41 43  
Youth Apparel
  XS S M L XL
Kids Youth Tee 28 30 34 36  
Kids Youth Sweatshirt   30 34 38 40

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed.  Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat.  (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)
Most tees: 100% cotton
Athletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester
Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend

Note: 
The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee.   Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order. 

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  • 25% of proceeds from this product are donated to no kill animal shelters