'Things Don't Make Me Happy My Bird Does'

'Things Don't Make Me Happy My Bird Does' has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 5 reviews.
You coddle your Android, but I spoil my Zazu. You roll down the block blaring a bass beat from your suped up stereo, but my Tweetie makes the sweetest music this rolling hunk of junk could ask for. I'm absolutely serious when I declare that, "Things Don't Make Me Happy, My Bird Does." And it doesn't take much snooping to figure this out. I mean, it's on my shirt. ... And my Facebook profile, Instagram feed, Pinterest boards. Heck, you could even spot Polly in my dreams if you had the tech for that. Yep, the bird comes first and all else after. I might even drop by the supermarket after the pet store this evening -- if I have anything left after upgrading Iago and Woodstock to the fanciest aviary palace this world has ever seen!  Show the world your love with your new bird apparel.  Makes the perfect gift for the bird lover in your life! 
Style
Color
Athletic Grey
White
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$ 23.95
'Things Don't Make Me Happy My Bird Does' has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 5 reviews.

Apparel Size Charts

Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:

Unisex Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Unisex Tee 33 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Unisex Tank Top  34 36 40 42 46 48    
Unisex Sweatshirt   40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Women's Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Womens JR SLIM Fit Tee 32 33 34 36 38 40 42
Womens CLASSIC Fit Tee 33 36 40 44 48
Womens Jr Fit Racerback Tank Top 27 29 31 33 35 37  
Womens Racerback Tank Top 28 30 32 34 36 38
Womens Classic Fit Racerback Tank Top 40 44 48
Womens Missy Fit Racerback Tank Top
 30 32 34 36 38  
Womens Sweatshirt 38 42 46 50 54
Womens Jr Fit Sweatshirt   37 39 41 43  
Youth Apparel
  XS S M L XL
Kids Youth Tee 28 30 34 36  
Kids Youth Sweatshirt   30 34 38 40

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed.  Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat.  (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)
Most tees: 100% cotton
Athletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester
Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend

Note: 
The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee.   Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order. 

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  • Easy returns & exchanges
  • Orders ship within 1 - 3 business days
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  • 25% of proceeds from this product are donated to no kill animal shelters

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