Any creature that you can teach to sing Beethoven is instantly a sensation in our book. Add to that how they'll perch on your shoulder and bring you one step closer to the ultimate dream of being a pirate, and you've got a clear winner. Okay, so maybe you're more of a ninja person. We get that. Fortunately, you've got the perfect lookout in residence already! Just imagine, you're on your way into a forbidden treasury with nothing but black robes and fancy footwork to get you in and out in one piece. Suddenly, Polly sends up the coded alarm from the East Tower -- "Squawk, Cumberbatch is the hottest! Squawk" -- saving you from near death at the hands of a scurvy pirate. Yep, no matter which team you bat for, a parrot will serve you well. So you can admit it freely without giving away your true piratical or shinobi identity: "Parrots Make Me Happy." OUr beautiful soft apparel is the perfect gift for the Parrot lover in your life!
Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed. Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat. (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)Most tees: 100% cottonAthletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend
Note: The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee. Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order.
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