'My Best Friend Has Claws'
My best friend can open a package without struggling with a box cutter. My best friend can make the most intricate paper snowflake ever to grace the holiday season without using a pair of scissors. My best friend can shred documents with maximum efficiency without using any electricity at all. My best friend is the best back scratcher I’ve had in years. If you haven’t gathered it by now, “My best friend has claws.” Grab one while you can! Before they are gone . . .