'Love Is A Four Legged Word'
“Cat,” “dog” and “pet” have only three letters, and most of our pets have four legs. Spiders have eight, which is tough enough. And if we’re talking about centipedes, we’d have to say something clever about them having a hundred legs. What about snakes? What would we do then? Jeez, what a headache. Animals come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, so I’m confident you can see why we stuck with “Love is a four legged word.”