You plaster a fake Stepford wife smile on your face as he hands you a small, delicate hinged box. You open it to find two diamond encrusted hoop earrings. The questions race through your mind. “How long do I have to smile for? Where can I sell these to buy my hamster a new wheel? I wonder if it would be enough to buy that multilevel cage we had our eye on? How many times do I have to wear these before it’s safe to get rid of them?” He may not quite know you like you had hoped but at least now you and your hamster will take a step up lifestyle wise. “Hamsters Are A Girls Best Friend” not diamonds.
Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed. Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat. (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)Most tees: 100% cottonAthletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend
Note: The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee. Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order.
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