'Evolution Dog'

'Evolution Dog' has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 5 reviews.
Cue Morgan Freeman's melodic voice: "Sixty-five million years ago, early primates struggled to survive, unaware that their descendants would one day become the dominant species on this planet..." But dear Mr. Freeman, don't you know that the human species has been humbled at the peak of its evolution by an all consuming love? We're brought to our knees by the urge to clean up somebody else's poo and give endless belly rubs to the cutest creatures this side of the Paleolithic Age. Just check out our, "Evolution Dog" tee and you'll see exactly what we mean; where we once stood tall, now all we can seem to say is, "Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! That's right! Yes you are!..." We are hopelessly lost to our love for canines and, honestly, it's our best feature. So step aside, Cave Men, with your clubs and your agression; it's time for the modern person. It's time for chew toys and sleeping on the edge of the bed while your dog hogs the middle -- because we love them too much to say no.
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$ 23.95
'Evolution Dog' has a rating of 5.0 stars based on 5 reviews.

Apparel Size Charts

Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:

Unisex Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Unisex Tee 33 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Unisex Tank Top  34 36 40 42 46 48    
Unisex Sweatshirt   40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Women's Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Womens JR SLIM Fit Tee 32 33 34 36 38 40 42
Womens CLASSIC Fit Tee 33 36 40 44 48
Womens Jr Fit Racerback Tank Top 27 29 31 33 35 37  
Womens Racerback Tank Top 28 30 32 34 36 38
Womens Classic Fit Racerback Tank Top 40 44 48
Womens Missy Fit Racerback Tank Top
 30 32 34 36 38  
Womens Sweatshirt 38 42 46 50 54
Womens Jr Fit Sweatshirt   37 39 41 43  
Youth Apparel
  XS S M L XL
Kids Youth Tee 28 30 34 36  
Kids Youth Sweatshirt   30 34 38 40

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed.  Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat.  (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)
Most tees: 100% cotton
Athletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester
Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend

Note: 
The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee.   Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order. 

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  • 25% of proceeds from this product are donated to no kill animal shelters