'My Dog Is Cooler Than You'
You could drive a Lamborghini and be on every billboard in America, but my dog would still be cooler than you. You could fan yourself with hundred dollar bills and swim in a pool full of lemonade, but my dog would still be cooler than you. You could breathe fire and be a thousand years old (dragons are pretty dang cool), but even then, my dog would still be way cooler than you. That last one was a close call, so kudos on that.
Once they are gone, they are truly gone forever! So grab one while you can, or order two! Makes a great gift for any dog lover on your shopping list!