Close your eyes and envision heaven. You're feeling great in your ideal outfit, the scenery is perfection, and at your side are your most adored Dookers and Ozzy. Whether you're envisioning the beach, a giant palace or a bouncy castle made out of your favorite food, your little critters are right there beside you. You see, there's no version of paradise that can be created without your weasel, because "The Key To Happiness Is A Ferret." So give in to bringing them to work and devoting all your amazon boxes to expanding their home -- even if that means that your house is little by little being taken over by your fuzz babies' habitat. You already know you'll be spending all your extra bucks on their crotchet eggs and other toys, so don't even bother coming up with some unnecessary luxury purchase for yourself. You've already found the road to El Dorado, so lean back, relax, and enjoy the ferret war dances that pepper your evening with laughter.
Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed. Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat. (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)Most tees: 100% cottonAthletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend
Note: The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee. Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order.
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