'The Key To Happiness Is A Ferret'

Close your eyes and envision heaven. You're feeling great in your ideal outfit, the scenery is perfection, and at your side are your most adored Dookers and Ozzy. Whether you're envisioning the beach, a giant palace or a bouncy castle made out of your favorite food, your little critters are right there beside you. You see, there's no version of paradise that can be created without your weasel, because "The Key To Happiness Is A Ferret." So give in to bringing them to work and devoting all your amazon boxes to expanding their home -- even if that means that your house is little by little being taken over by your fuzz babies' habitat. You already know you'll be spending all your extra bucks on their crotchet eggs and other toys, so don't even bother coming up with some unnecessary luxury purchase for yourself. You've already found the road to El Dorado, so lean back, relax, and enjoy the ferret war dances that pepper your evening with laughter.

Style
Color
White
Athletic Grey
Ash Grey
Size
$ 23.95

Apparel Size Charts

Garment Chest Measurements, 1” below arm hole:

Unisex Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Unisex Tee 33 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Unisex Tank Top  34 36 40 42 46 48    
Unisex Sweatshirt   40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Women's Apparel
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Womens JR SLIM Fit Tee 32 33 34 36 38 40 42
Womens CLASSIC Fit Tee 33 36 40 44 48
Womens Jr Fit Racerback Tank Top 27 29 31 33 35 37  
Womens Racerback Tank Top 28 30 32 34 36 38
Womens Classic Fit Racerback Tank Top 40 44 48
Womens Missy Fit Racerback Tank Top
 30 32 34 36 38  
Womens Sweatshirt 38 42 46 50 54
Womens Jr Fit Sweatshirt   37 39 41 43  
Youth Apparel
  XS S M L XL
Kids Youth Tee 28 30 34 36  
Kids Youth Sweatshirt   30 34 38 40

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Only non-chorine bleach when needed.  Garments can be tumbled dry, low heat.  (To limit shrinkage, hang dry.)
Most tees: 100% cotton
Athletic Grey Tees: 90/10 cotton/polyester
Heather Tees, Racerback Tanks, Sweatshirts: cotton/polyester blend

Note: 
The best way to find your size is to measure your favorite tee about an inch below the arm hole, lying flat. If you double that measurement, you will come up with the bust measurement of the tee.   Compare your measurement with those provided in the product descriptions above to get an estimate of the best size to order. 

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  • 25% of proceeds from this product are donated to no kill animal shelters