'Property of My Cat'
Cats have a certain sense of ownership when it comes to possessions. They might rub up against a lamp or a trash can as well as my leg, but I understand that to mean what can be roughly translated to, “You are mine, now.” And with the level of confidence and authority my cat struts around the house, I’m in no position to question that. And neither are you. With all due self-respect, at the end of the day, I am simply “Property of my cat.”