'I Like Cats More Than People'
Cats have a multitude of redeeming qualities. Humans have… well, we have um… Hold on a second. We have lots, I’m just drawing a blank right now. We can uh… Drive? Yeah, that’s it, we can drive. Cars. Fast. Ugh. That sounds lame. Cats are cooler and we just have to deal with that. The phrase, “I like cats more than people,” might bruise a tender heart or two (mom, I’m looking at you), but it’s the dang truth.